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Sunday, October 31, 2010

MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM 00

GN-001 Gundam Exia























Height : 18.3 meters
Weight : 57.2 tons
Pilot : Setsuna F Seiei

One of the Gundam mobile suits possessed by Celestial Being. Like the other Gundams, the Exia is equipped with a GN Drive, a so-called "solar reactor" that provides it with almost limitless energy. The GN particles generated by this drive also give the Gundams remarkable mobility and stealth capabilities, and allow them to carry powerful beam weapons. The Exia is intended mainly for close combat, and it can be equipped with seven different swords for different kinds of mission, including a huge GN Sword and two GN Blades whose cutting edges are enveloped in GN particles. Its long-range weaponry is limited to the rifle mode of the GN Sword and the small GN Vulcans installed in its forearms.

GN-002 Gundam Dynames




















Height : 18.2 meters
Weight : 59.1 tons
Pilot : Lockon Stratos

One of the Gundam mobile suits possessed by Celestial Being. Like the other Gundams, the Dynames is equipped with a GN Drive that gives it almost limitless energy and remarkable mobility. The Dynames is designed for long-range shooting, and its main weapon is a powerful GN Sniper Rifle that can destroy enemy machines from outside their sensor range. Its head changes into a sniper mode to reveal a special camera eye for precision shooting, and its cockpit is equipped with a dedicated targeting scope. The Dynames can also be outfitted with devices such as GN Beam Pistols and protective GN Shields, depending on the mission requirements.

GN-003 Gundam Kyrios








Height : 18.9 meters
Weight : 54.8 tons
Pilot : Allelujah Haptism

One of the Gundam mobile suits possessed by Celestial Being. Like the other Gundams, the Kyrios is equipped with a GN Drive that gives it almost limitless energy and remarkable mobility. This transformable mobile suit can change into a flight form for high-speed hit and run attacks, and a variety of weapons containers can be attached to the tail of its flight form to suit the mission. In both its flight form and its mobile suit form, the Kyrios far surpasses the transformable mobile suits used by the Union and the AEU. Its GN Shield can also function as a claw and houses a lethal hidden weapon.

GN-004 Gundam Nadleeh


















Height : 18.1 meters
Weight : 54.0 tons
Pilot : Tieria Erde

The hidden form of the Gundam Virtue. This Gundam is revealed when the Virtue discards its armor, and is distinguished by the long red cords on its head that supply GN particles to the armor parts. The Nadleeh retains the GN Beam Sabers stored inside the knee armor of the Virtue, and it can use the Virtue's GN Cannons as handheld weapons, but a special GN Beam Rifle and GN Shield have also been prepared for its use. Its pilot Tieria Erde is forced to reveal the Nadleeh ahead of schedule, and it possesses secret capabilities that have yet to be demonstrated.

GN-005 Gundam Virtue
















Height : 18.4 meters
Weight : 66.7 tons
Pilot : Tieria Erde

One of the Gundam mobile suits possessed by Celestial Being. Like the other Gundams, the Virtue is equipped with a GN Drive that gives it almost limitless energy. This heavily armed Gundam is equipped with a powerful GN Bazooka and movable GN Cannons, and can protect itself by generating a GN Field barrier. Its mobility is low compared to the other Gundams, but the Virtue's tremendous firepower is highly effective in fleet battles and attacks on enemy bases. As its weapons and field generators consume large amounts of energy, the Virtue must often pause to replenish its supply of GN particles.

CBS-70 Ptolemaios


Overall lenght : 251 meters
Overall width : 84 meters
Overall height : 74 meters

A multipurpose transport ship developed by Celestial Being as a mothership for the Gundams. One Gundam can be stored in each of its four containers, and these Gundams can be launched successively from the catapult in the bow of the ship. The Ptolemaios was designed exclusively to support the Gundams and it has no weapons of its own. Even its engines run on the GN particles supplied by the Gundams themselves, and the ship must be periodically recharged by a Gundam's GN Drive. The ship is also known by the nickname "Ptolemy."

BURGER



CUCUR UDANG


Syah bengang giler bile dia dapati
cucur udang yg dibeli x de sekor
udang pun kat dalam nye.. lalu dia pun
pi balik ke gerai makcik jual
kuih tu..

Dgn panas hati dia tanye kat makcik yg
jual tu..."makcik apasal cucur
udang ni sekor udang pun x de?!"





Makcik yg jual tu pun dengan selambernye
menjawab "abih tu yg ko beli
cucur badak ada x badak kat dalamnya?!










Camne plak dgn cucur kodok,
ade x kodok yg melompat kat ko?!

Kesian Syah .......dgn jawapan
yg diberi makcik tadi....

DREBO KAPEI TEREBANG!!!

Majid, seorang pemuda yang masih bujang, pendiam dan amat pemalu. Pada hari raya yang lalu, Majid telah berkunjung ke rumah rakannya. Dalam perjalanan menuju ke rumah rakannya, Majid telah terpandang seorang gadis yang dikenalinya semenjak sekolah lagi. Hatinya telah terpikat, dan berhasrat untuk memperisterikannya.

Majid telah menyuarakan hajatnya kepada kedua orang tuanya, dan menunjukkan lokasi rumah gadis tersebut supaya senang kedua ibubapanya hendak pergi meminang nanti. Selepas itu, Majid pun pulang ke bandar dan meninggalkan urusan tersebut kepada orang tuanya.

Selang beberapa hari, kedua orang tua Majid telah mengunjungi rumah gadis tersebut untuk tujuan merisik. Setelah beberapa lama bersembang, bapa gadis tersebut pun bertanya kepada ibu bapa Majid…

Bapa Gadis : Yang sebenornyer, amende ke hajat aokme berdua ni datang ke rumoh kome yak buruk ni?...
Bapa Majid : Ye la.. dari tadi beborok, tak nyer kabor mender hajat yer.. Ha, moknyer.. Ace kabo ke hajat si Majid te…
Emak Majid : Gini la.. yang sebenornyer, anok bujang kome te, dah terbekenan dengan anok dara aokme.. jadinyer kome ni nok la nanyer, dah ander ke orang yang punya? Kala belum ander, kome nok la merisik-risik…
Emak Gadis : Ooo.. kesohnyer, kome ni pun tok kenei lagi dengan anok deme te… Mende kerjanyer?....
Emak Majid : Ntoh.. keh ni tk berapa reti nok nyebut base omputih.. keknye base Melayunyer.. dia kabo keje drebo jer…
Emak Gadis : Oooo.. Drebo jer..(Mencebek selalu).. Gini la.. yak sebenornyer, anok kome te.. sebenornyer, dah ander orang meminang.. (Dah setat buat pedooh…) Budok jantan te keje opisboi kat Pejabat Tanoh te…
Bapa Gadis : Ha’ah.. (Menyokong..) Kome pon mintok maah la yer, mendenyer aokme ni pon tok tau yak anok kome te dah ander yak mintok… Kiranyer takde jodoh la.. Nok goner kan yer….
Bapa Majid : Ye la.. Mengkala dah gitu, kome pon tak buleh la nok buat mende.. Mende anok kome pon tok setarah dengan anok aokme.. Nanti la kome kabo ke anok bujang kome nanti…
Emak Gadis : Ye la.. memang tok setarah lalu... Anok kome kerani pejabat loyar.. anok deme drebo..
Lalu kedua ibu bapa Majid pun memohon untuk berundur. Selesai bersalaman, sedang mereka menuruni tangga, emak gadis tersebut pun bertanya…
Emak Gadis : Drebo mende anok aok te?.. Lori Balok ke Lori Bijih…?
Emak Majid : DREBO KAPEITEREBANG!!! (Sambil masuk ke dalam kereta..)..

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

KISAH AMING GI SEJID.

Ayoh Ye kate doh tok bolih ikut. Ye nok ikut gok . Pah tu dalang sejid wat bising. Ye berembah ngan abang dia. Bising Bango. Ayoh dia hok tengah mayang ni nok maroh dok tau ahh. Geletik tangang rasa nok bui penampor sutir. Orang laing kiri kanang dalang sof mok’o rase gitu jugak, mesti dok kusuk semayang. Kalu ye maghi dekat, bulih junga tangang, belang-belang bace fatehoh, mesti kena keppok pale, baru ye bulih dudok diang. Base anok dok rajing mari sejid, ye ingat sejid ning macang padang tepat maing. Ye berembah, ye berembah jugak nge abang dia. Nok buwak gane , budok dua taung , dok tahu ke mende. Orang paka baju melayu nok gi sejid, ye derah-derah gi ambek baju retek dalang robok. Tak dok pioh, ye buke abih sorok dalang rumah cari pioh, bulih ke dia pioh besar, paka jugak, paka jugak walaupung dok lekat di pale. Tengelang separuh dahi napok butir mate je dua butir, kelit-kelit. Ayoh ye kate “Aming doh ayoh gi ahhh, kek gi aming bising, dok dudok diang, kaca orang mayang”. Panda ye jawak “Aming uduk je, Aming diang je, Aming mayang nge ayoh”. Uhh, jawak bukang maing juruh. Ayoh dia pong ajoklah, nok try ,bulih ke dok dia duduk molek-molek mase orang semayang jumaat. Kalu dok ajok kang ye nangis guling hanyar depang mok dia, sapa orang abih mayang. Rohoklah mok dia nok suruh senyap kekgi.

Mase khetbah tu ye start doh, iyah-iyah ye fire ke abang dia. Abang ye senyak je, dok layang. Ayoh ye keling-keling dari jauh, pah tu cerelong ngan wat mulut cettum gitu. Marohlah tu .Ye senyak kejap. Pah tu ye segok-segok pulak abang dia, iyah-iyah, koya jadi ultrameng lawang raksakse. Ayoh ye cerelong lagi, ambek jari tunjuk bubuh dekat nge bibir, wat gerok kiri kanang. Perit meto , takutlah tu konong. Derah-derah ye gi duduk bira abang dia, terkising-kising senyung. Dok dan dua minit ye segok pulak abang dia, maing pogong-pogong pulak, iyah-iyah..

Ayoh dia buat isyarat ke abang dia ,suruh maghi dekat. Ayoh dia bisik “koho teruk adik mung ning, mung ajok adik mung gi blakang, tepat orang buh lipar nung, mung layang ye berembah, kot panda ye ah nok begocoh ke, nak berguling ke, nok teranding di dinding ke.Dok bolih jadi gining, ye kaca orang nok mayang kekgi.” Abang dia ajoklah gi blakang. Ye pong derah-derah ikut.

Amanglah sementor. Bulihlah dengar khetbah molek skit. Tok imang perabih khetbah dia, pas tu sedia nok semayang. Pah takbir je , bace patehoh, eh-eh tubik mari duane dok tahu, ye mari pulok nge abang dia. Duk selit celoh sof. Ye akat takbir jugak pah tu wat mulut bebet-bebet, pecih-pecih, pecih-pecih bunyi, bace mende dok tau. Ekseng je lebih.Mase abang dia sujud ye buwak pulok, tengok molek ngat abang dia sujud, kabat lallu atah blakang wat macang kuda. Keduk-keduk , bising bango. Mase abang dia duduk , ye pelok tekok abang dia , lepah tunju dua tige butir, debih-debih bunying. Gitulah sapa orang abih semayang.

Lepah bagi salang, kiri dan kanang, ayoh dia cerrelong slalu, bulat gete mate dia macang nok sembul , maroh tahap gajah naik minyok. Ye kejut ke mate sembul ayoh dia , Ye lari gi nusuk blakang abang dia, tahu nye saloh sebab ayoh ye pesang benor doh jangang wat bising dalang sejid. Ayoh dia saoung slow-slow “Sape maing masae mayang takdi hahhh ?”. Dalang takut-takut dia jawak “Bukang Aming”. Kebetulang tok imang tengah bace doa lepah mayang, tok makmung pulak jawak rama – rama “Aminggggg”. Ye kejut , watpe semua orang kata Aming. Ayoh dia kate lagi “Sape bising bango main gocoh dalang sejid hahhh” . Tok Imang bace doa .Makmung jawab aminggggg. Ye pucat lesi doh muke, ye jawak “Bukang Amingggggg, bukang Amingggg.. muke paling kiri kanang tengok ke makmung, mintak kasihang belas. Abang dia doh dok tahan suke tengok keaadaang dia hok pucat lesi. Ayoh dia wat lolok tanye lagi “ sape hok maing berembah dalang sejid ahhhh?”. Tok Imang perabih doanya, hok akhir dia kate “Ya Rabbal Alaminnnnnn”, kuat skit dari biase. Makmung-makmung sume pakat perabih amingkan doa tok imang, kate kuat skit dari biase “Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin”. Ye kejut hanyar. Bukang Aming, Bukang Aming, selok ye nangis takutan. Makmung sume tengok ke dia . Derah-derah Ye gi jerba ke ayoh dia. Reboh nungging ayoh dia sapa sellok kaing-kaing. Abang dia dok tahan, suke sampai guling bating depang sof.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Udang Galah

Udang Galah, Gaint Freshwater Prawn (Microbrachium Rosenbergii)
Ia juga di kenali sebagai Sepit Biru dikalangan penggemar spesis ini di Malaysia. Ia boleh membesar sehingga 32 cm panjang bagi jantan dan 25 cm panjang bagi betina.

Udang Galah Jantan (Male Gaint Freshwater Prawn)


Udang Galah Betina (Female Gaint Freshwater Prawn)

Perbezaan yang paling jelas bagi udang galah jantan dan betina adalah pada sepitnya. Udang galah jantan yang telah matang akan mempunyai sepit biru yang besar dan panjang. Mana kala udang galah betina pula, sepitnya lebih kecil dan pendek.

Terdapat 3 peringkat tumbesaran bagi udang galah jantan.

1. Jantan Kecil (Small Male). Pada peringkat ini, badannya adalah pendek dan sepitnya hampir2 lutsinar.

2. Sepit Oren (Orange Claw). Jantan kecil akan membesar membentuk peringkat sepit oren. Pada peringkat ini, sepitnya boleh mencapai panjang sehingga 0.8 - 1.4 panjang badannya.

3. Sepit Biru (Blue Claw). Pada peringkat ini, si jantan akan mempunyai sepit yang berwarna biru. Sepit ini boleh mencapai 2 kali panjang badannya. Pada peringkat ini, si jantan telah matang dan bersedia untuk membiak.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Salam Perkenalan

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